Life Is too Short!

A woman was taking a walk with her dog one day when she suddenly realized that both she and her dog were dead. She kept walking down the road, and saw a beautiful clearing, lush forest, a mother-of-pearl gate, and a solid gold pathway. She went up to the man at the gate and asked what this place was. The man at the gate said "this is heaven," so the woman said "can I please have some water." The man at the gate said "of course, I'll send for some ice water right away." the woman said, "can I bring my friend in too?" gesturing toward her dog. But the man at the gate said, "no, I'm sorry, but we don't allow pets."

So the woman thought a moment, and then kept on walking. She came upon another clearing, a farm, with a brick pathway and an iron gate. A man was standing at the gate, so the woman said "can I have some water, please." The man at the gate said "of course." The woman said, "can I bring in my friend, too," gesturing toward the dog. And the man said "yes, of course." And so the woman and her dog entered the farm and drank a lot of the freash, clean water.

The woman then asked the man at the gate, "what is this place?" The man replied, "this is heaven." The woman said, "well, that is is confusing, the man at the place down the road said that his place was heaven." The man at the gate then said "oh, you mean the place with the gold path and mother-of-pearl gate?" And she said "yes, that's the place," and the man said "no, that's hell." So, the woman said "doesn't that make you mad that they are using the name heaven for their place too." And the man said "oh no, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind!"

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